What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

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What do disabled people get when there's a fire in the building?

Left behind

What do Ted Bundy and the Space Shuttle Colombia have in common?

They both left bodies in four states.

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What was the buffalo's last words to his teenager as he sent him off to college?

Bison

What did the Oxen say to his son moving out?

Bison

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What do buffalo do when they get sick?

They Yak

What do you call a 200 year old Buffalo?

A bison-tennial.

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What's the name of Michael J Fox's dry-cleaner?

Park and Sons. /Park en sons/ http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t57/Thomzilla/Fazed/michaeljfoxshakennotstirred.gif

What do you call a person without a son?

Per

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What's the difference between a terrorist camp and a school?

No idea man, im just flying the drone.

What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet.