Bison
Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)
It was tired of working in a dead end field.
Stay in school and keep up with current affairs.
Because he left the school.
Joseph schooling
No idea man, im just flying the drone.
The elf-abet.
Broccoli
Submitting a stool sample.
Ferrous Bueller's Day Off
They take the buzz
Web design.
Because a lot of them are in schools.
It's hard to see.
Not bad actually, he got high 'C's.
She got Holm schooled told me to go here.
Facul-tea
Mr Bus.
Ed. U. Cation!
Algaebra...
He forgot Tupac his lunch!
Redhots, DumDums, and smarties.
Mothmatics
Spirit week.
You get a tardy grade. (that explains the joke if you don't get it.)
Because he was SO-DIMM!
Ewok'd.
Don't go to school.
She was told to do an essay in school.
I don't know man, I just fly the drone
University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you
He gets good marx.
It was a high school.
How should I know? I just fly the drones.
The Hippocampus!
Gynecolleges.
She wanted to buy an algae bra.
Aftermath
Elementary
Spelling.
About an hour and a half after I arrived at school
The Elfabet!
A school.
The alphabat.
A. Because he wanted to be a smarty
Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!
By school buzz!
Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.
To get brighter!
Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.
Who the hell did I just drop off at school!
Hiss-tory!
He was Russian.
Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it!
A truant!
In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)
He wanted to go to high school.
Pupil: I don't know Teacher: Correct!
It's School of ro- *sigh* nevermind.
Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!).
He took the rhombus
She was ex-spelled.
Because she had an interest in the principal.
Student: By Staying at home.
Because they have a lot of grey matter!
Send them to barber school.
He only had one pupil.
Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!
ART ART ART!
Jog-raphy!
Your princi-pal.
An old man!
A tardigrade!
They were all slow loiners.
X-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.
Show and smell!
The multiplication table.
Not only have you let me down, you've let yourself down, and you've let the whole school down!
They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.
Because everyone there is ahtistic.
Joseph: Because of a sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late Joseph: The sign said "School Ahead Go Slow!"
Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late!
Mothmatics!
Triggernometry.
Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!
He took his icicle
Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!
At a school for higher loining.
By octobus!
Full Marx
Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends
Because there were too many rulers in school!
Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.
History. Because history has always been written by wieners.
Bison.
Student: "By staying home"
The cannibus
The Apey-cees!
He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'
You use a boa restrictor
Starbucks
ON AN OPPORTUNITY
Cold turkey.
Grandparents.
Student: A teacher!
The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"
It was stuck to the chickens foot.
Dad.
The NBA
One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.
One knows the stops the other stops the nose.
A tea bag stays longer in a cup.
Paddy O'furniture
