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How long has this been bothering you?

Women: It started after work 2 days ago at 7pm. Men: I think it started in the 90's.

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Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's your job?

Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.

What did the Mtis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a sink that doesn't work?

A faux-cet.

Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.

Bother Jokes More Bother Jokes

Why bother?

They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't!

What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit: Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone