How long has this been bothering you?

Women: It started after work 2 days ago at 7pm. Men: I think it started in the 90's.

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Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music?

Because he was de-composing.

What do you call an alligator that starts something?

An insti-GATOR!

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Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.

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What kind of pants does Mario wear to work?

Denim denim denim p

Why did this adhesive strip quit his work?

He just couldn't tape it anymore.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Begonia. Begonia who?

Begonia bother me!

What do ISIS and anime fans have in common?

They both get hot and bothered over cartoons.