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How long has this been bothering you?

Women: It started after work 2 days ago at 7pm. Men: I think it started in the 90's.

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What has 10 letters and starts with gas?

Automobile.

Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?

Because it's Boxing Day!

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Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!

What do you guys think of message boards?

I'm all forum.

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What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

Why does the CPU never get any work done?

Because it gets interrupted constantly.

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Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.

What do Elsa and a necrophiliac have in common?

The cold never bothered them anyway......