Women: It started after work 2 days ago at 7pm. Men: I think it started in the 90's.
Compound interest
Ten tickles
Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.
I think I'm coming down with something.
Because they work for peanuts
Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.
They both get hot and bothered over cartoons.
You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.