Why did I break up with my spare change?

It was too clingy

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Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

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What does one dog say to the other when he just broke up with his girl friend?

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Why did I break up with my spare change?

It was too clingy

Where did the man with an undecorated yard put his spare change?

His Hedge Fund.