Why did I break up with my spare change?

It was too clingy

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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away.

When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

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Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

Why did I break up with my spare change?

It was too clingy