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Why did I break up with my spare change?

It was too clingy

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby.

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Where did the man with an undecorated yard put his spare change?

His Hedge Fund.

Why did I break up with my spare change?

It was too clingy