Why did I break up with my spare change?

It was too clingy

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What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!

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Where did the man with an undecorated yard put his spare change?

His Hedge Fund.

Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to