Where do religious school children practice sports?

In the prayground!

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Where do religious school children practice sports?

In the prayground!

When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing...?

A fence.

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What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence.