Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"

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Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor??

Now, that was one politi-cat debate!

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

What flies through the jungle singing opera?

The parrots of Penzance!

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Why is there no gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.

Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

He missed the rains down in africa

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU