Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"

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Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What do you call a parrot wearing a raincoat?

Polyunsaturated

Why did the pet owner get upset with his parrot?

Because he was using too much fowl language

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

Whats the most common breakfast in Africa?

Ebola cereal!

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.