What kind of amphibian is in charge of the salad bar?

A salad-manager

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How the does man give his dead batteries away?

Free of charge, of course.

What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?

Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.

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What kind of car does a pirate drive?

A Yarrrrrrrrris.

What kind of floor do dinosaurs' bathrooms have?

Rep-tiles.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

What kind of lizard goes into salad?

A Salad-Mander!

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What do you call an amphibian in disguise?

Infrognito.

What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

Salad Bar Jokes More Salad Bar Jokes

What did the priest say at the salad bar?

Lettuce pray.

What kind of amphibian is in charge of the salad bar?

A salad-manager