What kind of amphibian is in charge of the salad bar?

A salad-manager

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Who does Luke Skywalker ask to charge his lightsaber?

Char-Jar Binks

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What kind of drugs to frogs take?

Methamphibians.

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Moo-dicinal

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Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

What is Shaun Morgan's favorite food?

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What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

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Infrognito.

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What did the priest say at the salad bar?

Lettuce pray.

What kind of amphibian is in charge of the salad bar?

A salad-manager