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What kind of amphibian is in charge of the salad bar?

A salad-manager

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What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

How much do pirates charge for piercings?

A buck an ear.

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What kind of hair do oceans have?

Wavy!

What kind of suit does a bee wear to work?

A buzzness suit!

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What should I wear?

Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."

What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed.

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What kind of amphibian is in charge of the salad bar?

A salad-manager

What do you call an amphibian in disguise?

Infrognito.

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What kind of amphibian is in charge of the salad bar?

A salad-manager

What did the priest say at the salad bar?

Lettuce pray.