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C4 Jokes

Why are Samsung phones so popular?

Because you C4 of them exploding every day

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

What is Michael Bay's favorite chess move?

C4.

How many terrorist jokes are there out there?

You'll have to c-4 yourself.

What's the most dangerous place in an Excel file?

C4

What's the difference between a C4 and a feminist?

The C4 does something when it's triggered.

Which is the most dangerous page of the newspaper?

C4.

What is Michael Bay's favorite move in chess?

C4

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Trigger Jokes More Trigger Jokes

What's the difference between handguns and feminists?

A handgun only has one trigger.

Why don't feminists carry handguns?

Because of the triggers. I'm sorry

Chess Jokes More Chess Jokes

What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess?

It's stale, mate.

What does Shrek say when he wins a game of chess?

Shrekmate.

Michael Bay Jokes More Michael Bay Jokes

What do you call hiding in a Michael Bay movie?

Kabamouflage

What is Michael Bay's favorite move in chess?

C4

Arab Jokes More Arab Jokes

How does an Arab farmer find his goat in the sand dunes?

Very satisfying.

What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?

Oil of Ole'

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

How did the feminist die?

Alone

Citroen C4 Jokes More Citroen C4 Jokes

What is a terrorist his favourite car?

A Citroen C4

What's an Arab's favorite car?

Citroen C4

Samsung Jokes More Samsung Jokes

How does Samsung know its most loyal customers?

They check with the burn ward. (I'll get my coat)

What is Samsung's next Note series phone after Note 7?

Samsung Not Explode

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Tony Abbott and a coffee machine?

One is a cold heartless machine, used by everyone......And the other is useful with a Cafe. Gnite folks!

What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?

Terrorists have sympathizers.