Because you C4 of them exploding every day
C4.
You'll have to c-4 yourself.
C4
The C4 does something when it's triggered.
Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.
A telefern
Hip-Hop!
Formula bar
Neigh-Palm
Jerry says. The Best Buy explodes
A re-postman. Or a re-post person if you feel triggered.
El Taco Lips.
A Citroen C4
Citroen C4
Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"
Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.
Triggernometry
Reasons to be offended.