C4 Jokes

Why are Samsung phones so popular?

Because you C4 of them exploding every day

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What is Michael Bay's favorite chess move?

C4.

How many terrorist jokes are there out there?

You'll have to c-4 yourself.

What's the most dangerous place in an Excel file?

C4

Why did the neck bone explode?

It was C4.

What's the difference between a C4 and a feminist?

The C4 does something when it's triggered.

What type of energy supplement do terrorist take?

C4

Which is the most dangerous page of the newspaper?

C4.

What is Michael Bay's favorite move in chess?

C4

What did the terrorist say to the police before he blew up the building?

C4 yourself!

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Chess Jokes More Chess Jokes

Why is it so confusing to play chess with the British?

It's only check, mate

What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess?

It's stale, mate.

Citroen C4 Jokes More Citroen C4 Jokes

What is a terrorist his favourite car?

A Citroen C4

What's an Arab's favorite car?

Citroen C4

Samsung Jokes More Samsung Jokes

Why did Samsung call it the Galaxy Note 7?

Because "Kindle" was taken.

What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung?

The guardians of the galaxy!

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What do you call a midget fortune teller running from the police?

A small medium at large.

What do police and my laundry detergent not have in common?

One protects all colors.

Trigger Jokes More Trigger Jokes

Whats the most important aspect of gun safety to practice around a feminist?

Trigger discipline

What does a feminist and a landmine have in common?

They explode when triggered.

Explode Jokes More Explode Jokes

What do you call an exploding dinosaur?

Dino-mite

What scratches the window before it explodes?

A baby in a microwave

Excel Jokes More Excel Jokes

How good are you at PowerPoint?

I said, "I Excel at it." He replied, "Was that a Microsoft Office pun " I was like, "Word."

What do you call a man who excels at fishing?

A master baiter

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket filled with manure?

The bucket

What's the difference between parents who don't vaccinate their children and ISIS?

One is a group made up of radicals with extremist views. And the other group is ISIS.