C4 Jokes

Why are Samsung phones so popular?

Because you C4 of them exploding every day

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What is Michael Bay's favorite chess move?

C4.

What's the most dangerous place in an Excel file?

C4

Which is the most dangerous page of the newspaper?

C4.

What is Michael Bay's favorite move in chess?

C4

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What do you call a man who excels at fishing?

A master baiter

What's the most dangerous place in an Excel file?

C4

Newspaper Jokes More Newspaper Jokes

What's black and white and read all over?

The newspaper.

What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and the newspaper?

Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What did the feminist Jedi say to Darth Tyrannus?

Check your Force privileges, Sith Lord!

What does a feminist get when she can't afford a punching bag?

A boyfriend.

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Samsung Phone Jokes More Samsung Phone Jokes

Why are Samsung phones so popular?

Because you C4 of them exploding every day

How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking?

Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What do terrorists and the England football team have in common?

They will never win

When do terrorists go to bed?

9:11 PM

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What do you call a building you can't locate?

A warehouse

Why did the console peasants walk across the road?

To render the building on the other side.

Samsung Jokes More Samsung Jokes

How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking?

Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.

What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!