What Cell Phone Company does Usain Bolt use?

Sprint

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What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?

He waits for it at the next stop.

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What's a Russian's favorite service provider?

Sprint.

Why did Holden Caulfield hate his job at Sprint?

He was surrounded by phone-ys!