What Cell Phone Company does Usain Bolt use?

Sprint

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What do you call it when Usain Bolt is standing next to your mom?

A runner in scoring position.

What Cell Phone Company does Usain Bolt use?

Sprint

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What runs, but never sprints?

Inherited obesity

Why did Holden Caulfield hate his job at Sprint?

He was surrounded by phone-ys!