Woo Jokes

Why can't owls breed in the rain?

It's too wet to woo.

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Why don't owls make love in the rain?

Because it's too wet to woo.

What do owls sing when it is raining?

Too wet to woo'!

What do lovesick owls say when it's raining?

Too-wet-to-woo.

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