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Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Utah?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

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What has 3 legs and 3 eyes?

Three pirates

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

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What did the woman say while she was having a baby?

This could use some salt.

What's easier to load into a garbage truck, babies or bowling balls?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Washington DC?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin

Why Wasn't Jesus born in Italy?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

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Why is Reggae so popular in Utah right now?

Because it was popular in California 10 years ago.

Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Utah?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.