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What is it called when a ship attacks their own navy?

Edit: Whoops wrong sub.

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What was the last thing that Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship?

Okay men, get on the ship.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars?

Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.

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What do you call a hip-hop trio with boosted Attack but hindered Special Attack?

Naughty by Nature

Why does England always get attacked in the summer?

Because the Knights are shorter then.

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How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

Where does the Navy rank amongst the armed forces?

Submarines.

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Whoops wrong sub. Oh wait. This has been done before, hasn't it?

You probably Reddit already.

What is it called when a ship attacks their own navy?

Edit: Whoops wrong sub.