What is it called when a ship attacks their own navy?

Edit: Whoops wrong sub.

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What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

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What's the worst kind of joke?

Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.

How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

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What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

What did the scientist who got attacked by sodium chloride say?

That's a salt!

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What separates the men from the boys in the Navy?

A crowbar.

What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

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Whoops wrong sub. Oh wait. This has been done before, hasn't it?

You probably Reddit already.