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What is it called when a ship attacks their own navy?

Edit: Whoops wrong sub.

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What is the strictest part of a ship?

The stern

Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

He didn't have any depth perception

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How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

Why did the paralympic athlete loose the race?

He didn't start off with the right foot. EDIT: Ortography

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How do you stop clowns from attacking you?

Go for the juggler

What do you call a French man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

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What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

Why did the hotel refuse hospitality to the Navy?

They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.

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What is it called when a ship attacks their own navy?

Edit: Whoops wrong sub.

Whoops wrong sub. Oh wait. This has been done before, hasn't it?

You probably Reddit already.