Why didn't the spaceship take off?

Becuase it was astronauty

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What do you call a reptiloid that crashed landed its spaceship?

Imsosaurus!

Why did the Otter collect parts for his spaceship?

So he could go to otter space.

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Why didn't the spaceship take off?

Becuase it was astronauty

When do you ground an astronaut?

When they're astronauty.