Why didn't the spaceship take off?

Becuase it was astronauty

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What is E.T. short for?

So he can fit on a spaceship.

Why didn't the spaceship take off?

Becuase it was astronauty

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Why didn't the spaceship take off?

Becuase it was astronauty

When do you ground an astronaut?

When they're astronauty.