Why does Calvin Harris like reading fairy tales?

He loves a good happy ending

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What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!

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The four hands (you dirty minds)

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Do not touch.

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Once upon a slime...

Why does Calvin Harris like reading fairy tales?

He loves a good happy ending