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Why does Calvin Harris like reading fairy tales?

He loves a good happy ending

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Why is the love of a woman with 20 children magical?

Because it feels like a wizard's sleave.

What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

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Why do Russian police officers always work in groups of three?

One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times

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How does a monster begin a fairy tale?

Once upon a slime...

Why does Calvin Harris like reading fairy tales?

He loves a good happy ending