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What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What the hell is this?

Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!

Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What does the outside of your car trunk look like?

And "What's a gym "

Which side of a horse has the most hair?

The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What would Elvis Presley be doing if he were alive today?

Scratching at the inside of his coffin.

What do you call a hula hoop with a nail on the inside?

A Navel Destroyer.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?

Skelly-vision!

What do you get if you cross Bambi and a ghost?

Bamboo

Avocado Jokes More Avocado Jokes

What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x1023 pieces?

Guacamole.