What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection?

They break their nose!

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a limo?

A hedgehogs got pricks on the outside.

What side of a leopard has the most spots?

The outside

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

What's red on the outside and green on the inside?

A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Where do ghost trains stop?

At devil crossings.

What do you call a company run entirely by ghosts?

An incorporation.

Avocado Jokes More Avocado Jokes

What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.