What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

LONG) Damn.

What's USSR favourite Pink Floyd's Album?

The Wall. pls don't pitchfork me

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

What's black on the outside and white on the inside?

Whitney Houston's nose

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What's white on the outside and black on the inside?

An American police officer.

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why does everyone love when a ghost goes to a party?

Because he always brings the boos

How does a ghost defend its self?

Kung Boo

Avocado Jokes More Avocado Jokes

What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

A guacaMOLE

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x1023 pieces?

Guacamole.