What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

LONG) Damn.

What do Pink Floyd & Dale Earnhart have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?

King Kong in clingfilm

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why'd you give me ghost shaped candy?

Cuz you my BOO

Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

Avocado Jokes More Avocado Jokes

What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.