What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What's yellow and flys through walls?

A magic banana...

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Reptiles!

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings?

A fish tank!

What side of a leopard has the most spots?

The outside

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

Why are all these people dead on the inside?

Sir, this is a morgue.

What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside?

An elephant disguised as a banana!

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why did the ghost get in the elevator?

To raise his spirits

Why is a ghost like an empty house?

Because there's no body there!

Avocado Jokes More Avocado Jokes

What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

A guacaMOLE