What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do Paul Walker and Pink Floyd have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall

What do you call balls on the wall?

Walnuts. What do you call balls on a chest Chestnuts. What do you call balls on a chin My throne

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

Which side of the chicken has more feathers?

The outside.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

What's black on the outside and white on the inside?

Whitney Houston's nose

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII?

She was trying to get ahead!

What do you get when you have the ghost of a French Viking?

Paranorman

Avocado Jokes More Avocado Jokes

What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.

What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole