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What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Why did the phone keep walking into the wall?

It lost its contacts.

What's red and silver and bumps in to walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's the difference between the Earth and my sock?

The Earth's crust is on the outside.

What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?

The vacuum has the dirtbag on the inside.

What's white on the outside and black on the inside?

An American police officer.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?

The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

Why didn't the ghost have any children?

Because he had a Halloweenie!

Avocado Jokes More Avocado Jokes

What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

What is The Hulk's favorite fruit?

Avocado.