A baked potato
Colorado.
The average elevation.
Border Collie
COPD
Shake 'n Bake.
Because Washington and Colorado aren't low, they're quite high!
Because the steaks are too high.
Because the steaks are high.
Get out of the way.
The letter A because it makes men mean.
Meet Patty
He: "I'm a butcher."
Finger puppet
I mean, it is only hanging by threads...
Weasley twins are 50% off
Half a centipede!
50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"
Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".
When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.
Baked potato.
A Baked Potato
It was too bright in here anyway.
Double jointed