Colorado Jokes

What do you call a potato from Colorado?

A baked potato

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What does Arizona name Colorado?

Border Collie

What do you call a dance party in Colorado?

Shake 'n Bake.

Why should the lower 48 states be the lower 46?

Because Washington and Colorado aren't low, they're quite high!

Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

Why is the beef in Colorado so good?

Because the steaks are high.

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Why should the lower 48 states be the lower 46?

Because Washington and Colorado aren't low, they're quite high!

Pothead Jokes More Pothead Jokes

What do you call a pothead with two spliffs?

Double jointed

How do you bury a pothead?

Coughin'

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What does JCPenny and teenagers have in common?

Pants 50% off

What's not 50% off today?

Health insurance

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are all these people dead on the inside?

Sir, this is a morgue.

What is the preferred drink for people in St. Cloud?

Mini Soda

Dance Party Jokes More Dance Party Jokes

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance party?

Because he had no-body to dance with.

What do you call a dance party in Colorado?

Shake 'n Bake.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes?

A friar? A chip monk?

What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

Idaho Jokes More Idaho Jokes

Why are there only 49 Miss Black America contestants?

Because none of them want to be Miss. Idaho

What do you call a potato on the street corner?

Idaho

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

Why was the Butcher depressed?

Because his life was in shambles.

How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

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