Colorado Jokes

What does Arizona name Colorado?

Border Collie

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Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

Why is the beef in Colorado so good?

Because the steaks are high.

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What does it mean when a pedestrian has the right of way?

When you see a pedestrian, youve got to get them, right away

What's the meaning of life?

Why don't you google it?

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Why are there only 49 Miss Black America contestants?

Because none of them want to be Miss. Idaho

Border Collie Jokes More Border Collie Jokes

What does Arizona name Colorado?

Border Collie

What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance party?

Because he had no-body to dance with.

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Frenchman Jokes More Frenchman Jokes

How many eggs does a Frenchman need?

One, because that's an Oeuf.

What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

How to avoid falling trap to clickbaiting?

Sorry, you can't!

What take out food should you avoid at all costs in Hospital?

Donor Kebab

Punish Jokes More Punish Jokes

Why was the firewood punished?

It was knotty.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They left the plunger in the toilet.