A baked potato
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Colorado.
The average elevation.
Border Collie
What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.
COPD
Shake 'n Bake.
A French Fried
Because Washington and Colorado aren't low, they're quite high!
Because the steaks are too high.
Because the steaks are high.
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It was the pot calling the cattle back.
Because the steaks were too high...
He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.
A nervous wreck!
A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.
WalMart!
Pencilvania.
A row-tater.
They're both duct-taters (sorry)
Minesoda
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
A Baked Potato
Deydahoes.
Because Pol Pot's followers are called Potheads.