Alan Ture Jokes

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Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

He kept coffin

What does the funeral director say to the 11am service goers?

Mournin'

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What did the scientist say before he died by mixing Hydroxide and Nitrate?

OH NO!

What do you call a neurotic octopus?

A crazy mixed-up squid.