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Alan Ture Jokes

What did the funeral director do with Alan Turing's dead body?

He encrypted it

Love

Love

What is the speciality of Alan Turing?

He was homogeneous

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What do you get when you mix laxatives with holy water?

A religious movement.

What do you get when... what do you get when you mix a joke and a rhetorical question?

A rhetorical answer

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What does the funeral director say to the 11am service goers?

Mournin'

Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

He kept coffin

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