Because blackmail is illegal.
Because it was ripped.
Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.
Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!
Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)
Because it isn't fair.
