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Why are envelopes and papers white?

Because blackmail is illegal.

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How did I clear papers of Islamic Studies?

Have faith, don't question.

What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant!

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What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

What does an envelope say when you lick it?

Nothing. It just shuts up.

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Why is blackmail called blackmail?

Because it isn't fair.

Why are envelopes and papers white?

Because blackmail is illegal.