Why are envelopes and papers white?

Because blackmail is illegal.

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How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

What do you call a belt made of paper?

A waist of paper.

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What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!

What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

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Why are envelopes and papers white?

Because blackmail is illegal.

Why is blackmail called blackmail?

Because it isn't fair.