Why are envelopes and papers white?

Because blackmail is illegal.

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Why is your paper blank?

Teacher: Why is your paper blank? Student: Sometimes silence is the best answer!

Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

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What starts with "E" and has only one letter in it?

Envelope!

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Why are envelopes and papers white?

Because blackmail is illegal.

Why is blackmail called blackmail?

Because it isn't fair.