Why are envelopes and papers white?

Because blackmail is illegal.

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Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

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What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you!

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Why are envelopes and papers white?

Because blackmail is illegal.

Why is blackmail called blackmail?

Because it isn't fair.