What do you call a cardboard belt?

A waist of paper.

Previous Random Joke Next

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper!

What do you say to someone who is making a cardboard belt?

That's a waist of paper!

Waist Jokes More Waist Jokes

What's another name for an parent?

Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.

Why do Steven Avery's victims see him naked from the waist down?

Because his lawyers keep filing away his briefs.

Cardboard Belt Jokes More Cardboard Belt Jokes

What do you call a cardboard belt?

A waist of paper.

What do you say to someone who is making a cardboard belt?

That's a waist of paper!