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Why is steam such a hipster?

Because it was water before it was cool.

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What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

What did water say when it found out hydrogen is a diatomic?

H2 Oh!

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How heavy is a hipster?

One thousand instagrams

Why did the hipster go to the gynecologist?

To get a Pabst smear.

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Why is steam such a hipster?

Because it was water before it was cool.

Why did the water turn into steam?

It mistbehaved