Why is steam such a hipster?

Because it was water before it was cool.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call water that hasn't been changed?

Still, water.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

Why did the hipster cross the Brooklyn bridge?

To get home.

Why did the hipsters die of dehydration?

They stayed away from the mainstream.

Steam Jokes More Steam Jokes

Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam

Why is Steam called Steam?

Because the servers are always steaming hot