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What do you call Dana Carvey standing on the back of Dana Carvey?

Turtles all the way down

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Why'd the farmer win the lifetime achievement award?

Because he was always out standing in his field.

What do you call a robotic lizard that can't stand up?

Ereptile dysfunction.

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Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

What do you call a turtle with a hard on?

A slow poke.