What do you call Dana Carvey standing on the back of Dana Carvey?

Turtles all the way down

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When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce

Why couldn't the bike stand up?

It was too tired.

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What did the snail say when he was riding on the back of the turtle?

Weeeeeeeeee

What do you call a turtle without its shell?

Dead.