What do you call Dana Carvey standing on the back of Dana Carvey?

Turtles all the way down

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Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

What letter stands for the ocean?

The letter C.

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What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night?

Nocturtle

What does a snail riding on a turtles back say?

WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE