What do you call Dana Carvey standing on the back of Dana Carvey?

Turtles all the way down

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What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

What were Adam's first ever words to Eve?

Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!

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What does a snail riding on a turtles back say?

WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What did the snail say when he was riding on the back of the turtle?

Weeeeeeeeee