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What do you call Dana Carvey standing on the back of Dana Carvey?

Turtles all the way down

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How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.

What do you call two women standing side by side?

Four abreast!

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How do turtles communicate?

With shell phones.

What kind of pictures do turtles take?

Shellfies!