What was the musician doing when he was struck by lightning?

He was conducting.

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What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice?

Neck-romance-y.

Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

Because snakes make lots of strikes.

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Which musician is the most generous?

Cher

How do you get a musician off of your porch?

You pay for the pizza.

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Why did the guy at the trainyard get struck by lightning?

He was an excellent conductor

What's worse than being struck by a lightning?

Being struck by an iMac.

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How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!