What was the musician doing when he was struck by lightning?

He was conducting.

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Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice?

Neck-romance-y.

What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?

A thought.

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

What do you call a guy who hangs around a bunch of musicians?

A drummer!!!!!

Why did the musician hate getting drunk?

He always had treble finding his keys!

Lightning Jokes More Lightning Jokes

How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.

Conduct Jokes More Conduct Jokes

How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!

What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?