What was the musician doing when he was struck by lightning?

He was conducting.

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How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

What was the musician doing when he was struck by lightning?

He was conducting.

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What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

What do you call people who hang out with musicians?

Drummers

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What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

Why does lightning only strike the French?

Because it follows the path of least resistance

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How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra?

Tuskanini.