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What was the musician doing when he was struck by lightning?

He was conducting.

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Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

Why did the bowling pins stop working?

They went on strike!

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

Lightning Jokes More Lightning Jokes

What is brown, small, and smells of caramel?

A diabetic who's been struck by lightning.

Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance

Conduct Jokes More Conduct Jokes

What was the musician doing when he was struck by lightning?

He was conducting.

How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest