What was the musician doing when he was struck by lightning?

He was conducting.

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Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

Why did the circus animals go on strike?

The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.

When does a hunger strike stop?

When hunger strikes.

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

Why can you trust a musician?

Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.

Why did the musician give his daughters the same name?

So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"

Lightning Jokes More Lightning Jokes

Why type of lightning likes to play sports?

Ball lightning

What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

Conduct Jokes More Conduct Jokes

How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!

How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.