Why are turtles dangerous in China?

Because they can turtle you.

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What's your favorite city in China?

Taiwan

Why is the demand for potato chips rising in China?

They need clean air.

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How did the turtle with no arms and no legs cross the freeway?

Here's a hint: take the F out of Free and take the F out of Way

What do you call Dana Carvey standing on the back of Dana Carvey?

Turtles all the way down