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Why are turtles dangerous in China?

Because they can turtle you.

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What do you call a robbery in China?

A Chinese take away!

Why are there no stray dogs in China?

Have you heard of stray chickens

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What kind of pictures do turtles take?

Shellfies!

What's green and has four wheels?

A turtle. I was lying about the wheels