Why are turtles dangerous in China?

Because they can turtle you.

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What's considered an homemade gift in China?

An IPhone.

How do you get a job with Apple?

Be born in China.

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Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

What did the snail say when put on top of a turtle?

Weeeeeeeeeeee