What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut?

Coconuts have hair

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What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

What's the difference between drunk people and black people?

Drunk people are found bars. Black people are found them.

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Why didn't the Aztec get their hair cut?

They didn't like the barbershop Cortez.

What does a bee style his hair with?

A honey comb!

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What did Bernie Madoff say to Bernie Sanders?

I'll take your money!

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

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What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut