What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut?

Coconuts have hair

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What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

What is the difference between a normal and an irradiated cat?

Irradiated cats have 18 half-lives

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What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair?

Caesars.

What do you call a pen with no hair?

A bald point!

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What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

What's Bernie Sanders's favorite insurance company?

Progressive

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What type of fruit loves chocolate the most?

A Coconut.

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.