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What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut?

Coconuts have hair

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

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Stark industries has actually turned a profit

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What do you call the hair of a centaur?

Humane.

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

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What should Bernie Sanders' next presidential campaign be called?

Hindsight is 2020

What is Bernie Sanders' LEAST favorite band?

SWV (sisters with voices)

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What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.