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What do you call sandpaper on fire?

Bernie Sanders

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What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.

Why Would Clint Eastwood be Bad at Restructuring a Business?

He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.

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What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut?

Coconuts have hair

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What does a blind person say when you give them sandpaper?

Well that's really tiny writing!

What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.