What do you call sandpaper on fire?

Bernie Sanders

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What joke is the darkest?

Fire away please! I want to hear it all!

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw away all of the W's.

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What should Bernie Sanders' next presidential campaign be called?

Hindsight is 2020

What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their roommates?

Mom &amp Dad

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What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!