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What do you call sandpaper on fire?

Bernie Sanders

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Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

Why did the apple pie get fired from his job?

Because he showed up baked.

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Which is Bernie Sanders' dominant hand?

His left one

How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.

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What did the dog say after it slid across some sandpaper?

Ruff.

What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff