What do you call a fire on the beach?

Bernie Sanders

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Why Do Mathematicians Never Go To The Beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan.

What do you call an international criminal waffle that you dropped at the beach?

Carmen Sandy Eggo

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Why was the blonde fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw out all the W's.

Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance