What do you call sandpaper on fire?

Bernie Sanders

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What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

What did the dog say to the fireman?

The roof is on fire.

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Which is Bernie Sanders' dominant hand?

His left one

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

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What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!