Why won't Bernie Sanders win the rational election?

Because he's two radical.

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What do you call a penguin that can't win?

A peng-lose!

What does a traffic cop do when he wins some money?

Buys an intersection for a private business work.

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What would you call the Easter egg roll if Bernie Sanders became president?

Weekend at Bernie's.

Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.