Why did the dog feel insecure in her bathing suit?

She was a little husky.

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Why did it have to be the dog?

I have the hubby insured for $1.5 million.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

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How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

How are you feeling Grandpa?

Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.

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Why did the dog feel insecure in her bathing suit?

She was a little husky.

Why are you driving in a bathing suit?

Motorist: I'm in a car pool.