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Why did the dog feel insecure in her bathing suit?

She was a little husky.

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Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

How do you call a dog without legs?

You don't you go and grab him

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What does a pirate's beard feel like?

Corsair. (works better in a pirate accent)

How did the Pharaoh feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt

Bathe Suit Jokes More Bathe Suit Jokes

Why are you driving in a bathing suit?

Motorist: I'm in a car pool.

Why did the dog feel insecure in her bathing suit?

She was a little husky.