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What's the difference between an arts graduate and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family

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What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

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What's the difference between a cheeesburger and Reddit gold?

A cheeseburger can't feed your ego.

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.