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What's the difference between an arts graduate and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family

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What did the pumpkin say after waking up his family?

Awaken, my pump-

Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.

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What's the wrong way to feed the cat?

To the dog.

How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.