What's the difference between an arts graduate and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family

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What family does the octopus belong to?

Pupil: Nobody I know!

What do you call a family in which everyone from grand parents to grand kids smoke weed?

Joint Family.

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What do you feed a 600 pound Gorilla?

Anything it wants!

How does J.G. Wentworth tell you that he's hungry?

It's my tummy, and I feed it NOW!