What family does the octopus belong to?

Pupil: Nobody I know!

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How many jail guards does it take to change a light bulb?

Why does it matter Everyone knows the prison system can't change anything.

How do you know a North Korean robbed your house?

All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-Un.

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What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

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What's 2 and 2?

Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good that's perfect!

What are pupils at ghost schools called?

Ghoulboys and ghoulgirls.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

Why are you baking octopus?

So I can get octopi.

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How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?

It is the one with the kickstand.

What political party does Jon Snow belong to?

The Know-Nothings!