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What family does the octopus belong to?

Pupil: Nobody I know!

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What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck?

I'm not sure, but I know

How do we know that slaves went to college?

They all had masters

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Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.

Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

Because he was Uber busy.

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How can you make so many mistakes in just one day?

Pupil: I get up early!

What is Don"t short for?

Pupil. doughnut.

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Why are octopuses so dangerous?

Because they TENTACLE.

What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?

Two octopuses shaking hands.

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What political party does Jon Snow belong to?

The Know-Nothings!

What family does the octopus belong to?

Pupil: Nobody I know!