What family does the octopus belong to?

Pupil: Nobody I know!

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Why do Stasi officers make such good taxi drivers?

You get in the car and they already know your name and where you live.

Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

So you'll never know which side he's on.

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Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family

What do paper towels call their family?

NapKIN

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What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?

Pupil: Dead I didn't even know he was sick!

Why did the teacher have trouble controlling her pupils?

She was cross eyed.

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How does an octopus go to war?

Well-Armed

What do you call an area where an Octopus is sitting?

Octopied

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How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?

It is the one with the kickstand.

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here