Pupil: Nobody I know!
Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)
When you see the programmer's hands are in their pockets.
The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.
The bag of rice can feed a family of four.
He had only one pupil.
Pupil: The sausage!
With ten-tickles
Because it had ten tickles
You just don't belong.
NA'CHO CHEESE