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What family does the octopus belong to?

Pupil: Nobody I know!

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How do we know God's not a woman?

We're not sandwiches.

How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

What's 2 and 2?

Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good that's perfect!

Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

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Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?

Because it was well armed.

What happened to the octopus in the football game?

He had tentackles.

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Why did the dyslexic butcher feel left out?

He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)

What two friends belonging to two different alien species call each other?

Brothers from Another Mothership.