What family does the octopus belong to?

Pupil: Nobody I know!

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How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist?

Because the camera adds 10 pounds.

What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad?

I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.

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What did I do before Twitter?

Well, there's my family and......OH MY GOD WHERE'S MY FAMILY!!

What did the orphan get for Christmas?

A family.

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What is Ba + Na2?

Pupil: Banana.

Why did Cyclops close his school?

He only had one pupil.

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Where does an octopus go to buy shoes?

Inke

What do you call an octopus that loves jokes?

A knock-knocktopus.

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What do you call jokes that belong to everyone?

R/Jokes

Why did the dyslexic butcher feel left out?

He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)