What family does the octopus belong to?

Pupil: Nobody I know!

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Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man?

A pizza can feed a family of 4 (I'm black so I can say this)

What is the difference between a call center job and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

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Why were you late?

Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!

What happened to your homework?

Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.

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What's an octopuses favourite latin saying?

Squid pro quo!

How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.

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Where do SJWs belong?

In an oven.

What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.