Because the ice always Thors.
Fig u're skating
He was skating before it was cool
Skates!
Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.
Solarblades
DownlOdin. What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet illegally? Thorrenting.
With a low-key event
I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.
Hmm No risk do both.
He could never seem to get ahead in life.
Life.
Neither. It's a Thai.
Just ice.
A monster on roller-skates.
Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.
Don't worry, he'll tell you.
Gangs don't have to pay for friends.
In porking lots.
The airpork!
He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool.
Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss