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Skate Jokes

Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

What do you say to a fig on ice?

Fig u're skating

Why did the hipster drown, when he was iceskating?

He was skating before it was cool

How do you get around fast on the bottom of the sea?

Skates!

What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?

Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.

What does the sun skate on?

Solarblades

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Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What goes 'peck bang peck bang peck bang'?

A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons!

What do you call a bunch of happy Seahawks fans after the Super Bowl?

Haitians

Roller Skate Jokes More Roller Skate Jokes

What should you say to a pig on roller skates?

Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.

What's big heavy furry dangerous and has sixteen wheels?

A monster on roller-skates.

Ice Skating Jokes More Ice Skating Jokes

Why did the hipster drown in the lake?

Because he went ice skating before it was cool.

Why did the hipster drown?

Because he went ice-skating before it was cool ()

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

Why is it impossible to surprise a snowman?

He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it

How do Super Heroes like their drinks served?

WITH JUST ICE!

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

What do you call it when you drown a baby in soda?

Infantacide

How do you know if you are drowning in milk?

If it's pasturize

Norse God Jokes More Norse God Jokes

How did the Norse god of mischief celebrate his birthday?

With a low-key event

Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us?

Why do we have to do all the work

What is it called when a Redditor writes about his life?

A meme-oir