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Why did the hipster drown?

Because he went ice-skating before it was cool ()

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Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

Why wasn't Hamlet sad when his girlfriend drowned?

He was more of a necrOpheliac anyway.

Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

What do you call a hipster with a vasectomy?

A Fixie.

Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

Because they drink it before it's cool.

Ice Skating Jokes More Ice Skating Jokes

Why did the hipster drown in the lake?

Because he went ice skating before it was cool.

Why do hipsters hate ice skating?

They could never do it before it was cool