Method Jokes

How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

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What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI?

Text.GetRect()

What is a video game characters favorite method of brawling?

Hitboxing!

What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea?

Oz Moses.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.

How many professional soccer players does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.

Ai Jokes More Ai Jokes

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI?

Text.GetRect()

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road?

To get out of this town.

How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.

What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

Practice Jokes More Practice Jokes

Why was the Sublime cover band so bad?

They don't practice Santeria.

Where do religious school children practice sports?

In the prayground!

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other?

Binary stars.

What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

Video Game Character Jokes More Video Game Character Jokes

What is a video game characters favorite method of brawling?

Hitboxing!

What do you call it when a video game character gets hair on his body?

Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why did the vengeful fireman lose his job?

He tried fighting fire with fire.

How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!