You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.
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Depends on which method you try....
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A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.
Hitboxing!
Oz Moses.
A roundhouse.
Depends on who wrote the script.
All of them.
Because they practice relative dating!
Preparation H
Because they lived once
A snapping turtle!
If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.
It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.
Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.
Well it depends on what you mean by change.
A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.
It's just what we tend to do
Carbon-14 is the most common method, I believe.
Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.