Method Jokes

How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

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How many tweekers does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on which method you try....

What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI?

Text.GetRect()

What is a video game characters favorite method of brawling?

Hitboxing!

What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea?

Oz Moses.

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Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What's an alcoholic's favorite type of beer?

All of them

What's he like?

Asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."

Roundhouse Jokes More Roundhouse Jokes

What kind of house does Chuck Norris live in?

A roundhouse.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many mathematician does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many Southern Baptists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Change!

Tornado Jokes More Tornado Jokes

Why did the Redditors like when a tornado hit a fence?

There was a lot of reposting to do

What game do tornadoes like to play?

Twister

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What does a tree do when it wants to go home?

It leaves.

What do the NBA and the presidential election have in common?

There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.

Why did the punctuation mark have such an easy time going out with other punctuation marks?

It was a comma dating.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How did Jared Fogle lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

Not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

What's a Grecian Urn?

About 2 bucks an hour depending on what the current minimum wage is.

How do old people go to the bathroom?

Depends.