Reuse.
Because he doesn't exist.
They don't like to get that far from the table.
You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C.
ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)
Reuse and Recycle
So they can reuse the phone after the explosion
Rare.