By posting it over and over on the same subreddit
Most of the jokes in this subreddit.
All over.
All that was left was de brie.
Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.
Removed
It was asbestos they could do at the time!
Electricity.
Bella
Because desperate times call for desperate measures....
The Allahu Ak Bar
French press. (Too soon?)
A palm tree
Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway
A Nokia.
Microsoft.