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What the pepper say to the angry chilli?

If you don't cool down, I'm going to get jalapeno business

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Why are hot peppers so nosey?

Cause they're jalapeno business

Why are peppers irritating?

Because they're jalapeno business!

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What did the salt say to the pepper?

Season's greetings!

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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Which state?

Me: Alaska. Her: Cool, when she tells you, tell me.

Why did the hipster burn its tongue?

Beacuse he drank the coffee before it was Cool