What the pepper say to the angry chilli?

If you don't cool down, I'm going to get jalapeno business

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Why does everyone hate peppers?

They always get jalapeno business!

Why are jalapenos so annoying?

Because they get jalapeno business.

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What the pepper say to the angry chilli?

If you don't cool down, I'm going to get jalapeno business

What do you called being pepper sprayed at UC Davis?

Occupational hazard.

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What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

It loses its cool.

Why did the hipster burn its tongue?

Beacuse he drank the coffee before it was Cool