Well, well, well
1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout
Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "
They held the telephone wires off the ground.
Because they were under-ground.