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What did the three holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it.

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

What is the only difference between this year and last year?

A building in Dubai.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Where do we go when we die?

In the ground.

Why were there coffe beans at the subway station?

Because they were under-ground.