What did the three holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it.

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Where do you see yourself exploding in five years?

They asked.

What's your New Year's resolution?

Mine's 1920x1080.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs?

Cause then there would be a hole in one!

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

What do your mother and the ground have in common?

They are always full of seed.