What was more important than the invention of the first telephone?

The second telephone.

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Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Why are we running so fast?

Asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"

What do you have when you are having second thoughts about your booking on Native American land?

Reservation reservation reservations.

Telephone Jokes More Telephone Jokes

Why did the burger sit beside the telephone?

Incase onion rings

How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub?

They both have rings!