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What was more important than the invention of the first telephone?

The second telephone.

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Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Why is food better than men?

Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.

When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

Telephone Jokes More Telephone Jokes

What do all the Smiths in the telephone book have in common?

They all have telephones...

What do you call a telephone call from one vicar to another?

A parson to parson call!