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What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?

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Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

He wanted cold hard cash!

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Why did you leave me here all alone?

Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.

Who's there! Cantaloupe! Cantaloupe who?

Cantaloupe with you tonight!

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What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

What driver doesn't have a license?

A screwdriver

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Wherefore art thou Romeo?

Romeo: New phone. Who dis

What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?

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What was Dodi Fayed's favorite state?

In Diana

What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?