What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?

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Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)

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What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

What did the grave robber say to his gym buddy in the locker room?

I'm gonna get some head tonight.

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How Am I Driving' sign* Panics Hello?

There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving

When I see a "How am I driving?

Sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence

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Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

Wherefore art thou Romeo?

Romeo: New phone. Who dis

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What was Dodi Fayed's favorite state?

In Diana

What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?