Sea Shell Jokes

Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells?

She grew out of her b-shells

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur.

Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.