Why do girls make a "shhhhh" noise while peeing and men don't?

Cos men have a 6 inch silencer.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.

What is the Revenant about?

The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do girls and parking spaces have in common?

All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled

What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE, She gets Hundreds of likes, comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's.

6 Inch Jokes More 6 Inch Jokes

Why does Jared love 6-inch subs?

He doesn't, he likes 14-year old girls

What do women call men under 6 inches?

Friends.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What did the doctor say to the man who couldn't pee?

Urine trouble!

Why did the Teletubbies find it hard to pee?

They only have one Tinkie-Winkie