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Why do girls make a "shhhhh" noise while peeing and men don't?

Cos men have a 6 inch silencer.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man shut his donut shop?

Why did the man close his donut shop...because he was fed up with the hole business!

What would Captain America be called if he fought in Vietnam?

You weren't there man

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.

How do you tell when a girl really wants you?

When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.

6 Inch Jokes More 6 Inch Jokes

What did Jared say when the girl asked him for a footlong?

That he only has a 6 inch.

What's 6 inches long hard, bent, and in my pants?

My iPhone 6

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What do dads say when they see someone peeing?

European.

Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!