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Why do girls make a "shhhhh" noise while peeing and men don't?

Cos men have a 6 inch silencer.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did George Washington say to his men just before they got in the boat?

Men, get in the boat!

What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

Surname

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call it when the girl you like likes you back?

Imagination

What do you do if a girl sits on your hand?

Try to get her off!

6 Inch Jokes More 6 Inch Jokes

Why do girls make a "shhhhh" noise while peeing and men don't?

Cos men have a 6 inch silencer.

Why do elephants have 4 feet?

Because in the animal kingdom 6 inches just wont do

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What airline allows you to pee in cruise?

Wizz Air

Why can't you tell when a pterodactyl is going to the bathroom?

Because the pee is silent.