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Why do girls make a "shhhhh" noise while peeing and men don't?

Cos men have a 6 inch silencer.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do Caitlin Jenner and the Carolina Panthers have in common?

Manning was just a bit too much for them.

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What does a guy drink when he wants to go out with a girl?

DATERADE

What's the biggest ant in the world?

Girl: My Aunt Boy: No it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt

6 Inch Jokes More 6 Inch Jokes

What's 6 inches long hard, bent, and in my pants?

My iPhone 6

What is 6 inches long 2 inches wide and makes a woman crazy?

100 bill.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What did the doctor say to the man who couldn't pee?

Urine trouble!

Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.