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Why do girls make a "shhhhh" noise while peeing and men don't?

Cos men have a 6 inch silencer.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

Why do women like men with moustaches?

Because they immediately see something about you they can change.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because someone threw a fridge at her....

How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance?

Voodoo like to dance with me '

6 Inch Jokes More 6 Inch Jokes

What's the difference between 6 inches and 12 inches?

6 inches makes you day but 12 inches can make your hole weak.

What is the difference between medium and rare?

6 inches is medium 8 inches is rare.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl peeing?

Because P is silent.

What does Justin Timberlake say when he goes to the bathroom?

It's Gonna be Pee