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Why do girls make a "shhhhh" noise while peeing and men don't?

Cos men have a 6 inch silencer.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

Why do feminist hate the Bible?

Because it ends with A-men

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What does a girl want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

What do museums and girls have in common?

It is always look but don't touch.

6 Inch Jokes More 6 Inch Jokes

What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives your girlfriend wild?

A $100 bill.

What is 6 inches long 2 inches wide and makes a woman crazy?

100 bill.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What did the poop say to the pee when he was hitting on her?

I may be a two but your an eight..

What does Justin Timberlake say when he goes to the bathroom?

It's Gonna be Pee