Why do girls make a "shhhhh" noise while peeing and men don't?

Cos men have a 6 inch silencer.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do all men at single's bars have in common?

They're married.

What do you call a man with a toe on his knee?

Tony

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why do you look so sad?

Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint

Why do so many girls do archaeology degrees?

Because they love digging up the past.

6 Inch Jokes More 6 Inch Jokes

What do women call men under 6 inches?

Friends.

What's 6 inches long hard, bent, and in my pants?

My iPhone 6

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What airline allows you to pee in cruise?

Wizz Air

Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.