Armour Jokes

To the water, it is time! Or in French...... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;))

What do you call the system of honour of French horses?

Chevalry

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

What is this world coming to?

Do their parents know they are outside, interacting, and getting exercise

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

What's the integral of 2x with the limits from 10 to 13?

A good time)

How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?

Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call an Asian woman on the moon?

An Astronaut

What do you call it when an Asian composer really needs the bathroom?

Rover Flows Out Of You.

Armour Jokes

What's a thief's favorite type of armour?

Love

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener?

Where do Knights get their armour?

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Why is ur wife shouting at you?

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

Which knight of the round table had Diabetes?

Why do need it at work?

Why is a good husband like bread dough?