Armour Jokes

What's a thief's favorite type of armour?

Steel armour

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Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener?

He had a bee in his suit of armour!

Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

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What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

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He went oui, oui.

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Notice me 10"

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Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener?

He had a bee in his suit of armour!