Armour Jokes

What's a thief's favorite type of armour?

Steel armour

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Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener?

He had a bee in his suit of armour!

Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

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What kind of dog always needs a shave?

A bearded collie!

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

I need space.

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What is the weakest armour made out of?

Asian People

What do Asian people use as blindfolds?

Shoe laces.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What do you call 222,215 Frenchman with their arms up?

The active french armed forces.

Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

What is a whale's favorite song?

Shout.

How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?

The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

Why were the Three Wise Men covered in soot?

Because they came from afar.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What goes hum-choo hum choo?

A bee with a cold!

What does a bee say before it stings you?

This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you!

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

Why don't Asians make good Knights?

Because then there would be a chink in the armor.

What do you call a knighted cow?

Sir Loin