Armour Jokes

What's a thief's favorite type of armour?

Steel armour

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Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener?

He had a bee in his suit of armour!

Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

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What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it!

What is Santa's favorite music?

Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)

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How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

Why did the chicken end up in the soup?

Because it ran out of cluck!

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What's grey and never needs ironing?

A drip dry elephant!

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

I need space.

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What's the difference between Here and There?

When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!

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How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

There are 10 types of people in this world...

Those who understand binary and those who don't

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What kind of bees make the best milk?

Boo Bees!

What do you call a bee that never dies?

A zomBEE!

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What do French pupils say after finishing their school dinners?

Mercy!

What did the French philosopher say to the vegetable playing poker?

All in, du thyme