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What is a rift valley?

Valleys that have fallen out after an argument.

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What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

What did the bell say when it fell in the water?

I'm wringing wet.

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What do you call it when two high people get in an argument?

A pot roast.

Why do vampires hate arguments?

Because they make themselves cross.

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What is Bear Grylls' favorite snack brand?

Nature's Valley

What is a rift valley?

Valleys that have fallen out after an argument.