What is a rift valley?

Valleys that have fallen out after an argument.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?)...not Sarah.

Why shouldn't you buy underwear from the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fall out.

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What runs forever and never dies?

An argument with a woman! And I'm in one right now.

Why fist fights break out at NASA?

Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.

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What is a rift valley?

Valleys that have fallen out after an argument.

What is Bear Grylls' favorite snack brand?

Nature's Valley