Michael Bay Jokes

What is Michael Bay's favorite phone?

Note 7

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What is Michael Bay's favorite chess move?

C4.

What do you call hiding in a Michael Bay movie?

Kabamouflage

What is Michael Bay's favorite move in chess?

C4

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Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the boy jump off the dock?

Pier pressure

What dog can jump higher than a building?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!

Sync Jokes More Sync Jokes

Why did the guy give up connecting his controller to his Xbox?

He was syncing too much time into it.

What do you call it when an Irish band is caught lip syncing?

Sham rock.

Chess Jokes More Chess Jokes

Why is it so confusing to play chess with the British?

It's only check, mate

What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?

Cheers, mate.

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams

Why did the Mexican push his wife over the bridge?

Tequila

C4 Jokes More C4 Jokes

What is Michael Bay's favorite move in chess?

C4

What's the most dangerous place in an Excel file?

C4

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan.

What kind of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.