Michael Bay Jokes

What is Michael Bay's favorite phone?

Note 7

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What is Michael Bay's favorite chess move?

C4.

Why did Michael Bay jump off a bridge?

Cause Tony Scott did it first.

What do you call hiding in a Michael Bay movie?

Kabamouflage

What is Michael Bay's favorite move in chess?

C4

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Sync Jokes More Sync Jokes

Why did the guy give up connecting his controller to his Xbox?

He was syncing too much time into it.

What did one device say to the other?

Are you syncing what I"m syncing

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

C4 Jokes More C4 Jokes

What's the most dangerous place in an Excel file?

C4

Which is the most dangerous page of the newspaper?

C4.

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

Why did Michael Bay jump off a bridge?

Cause Tony Scott did it first.

Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.

Chess Jokes More Chess Jokes

Why do Australians take forever to play chess?

Because they never make it past the first check, mate.

Why can't Australians play chess?

They keep saying check, mate.