Tony
It's skirts versus shins.
Toeknee.
To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"
Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.
Colin.
Bob
Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
Scott Ad
A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)
You skip the punchline.
Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.
He rubbed him the wrong way.
Two Mennonite.
Because their horses would drown.
She answers "My big toes".
Why are you single What's wrong with your big toe
