Shin Jokes

What do you call a man with no shin?

Tony

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How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

What do you call someone without any shins?

Toeknee.

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He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.

Where did the team get there uniforms?

New Jersey

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The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

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What would you call Scott Adsit if he was a skirt?

Scott Ad

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter?

They get chapped lips

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

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What do you call a semi truck owned by an Italian?

That rig a Tonys.

What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

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What do you call a group of Amish children?

Amlets.

What's the difference between the Amish and a Ferrari?

About 568 horses.

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How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm?

It has a blue light!

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.