Shin Jokes

What do you call a man with no shin?

Tony

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How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

What do you call someone without any shins?

Toeknee.

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A visitor.

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They know how to raise the roof.

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Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

What do you call a man with no shin?

Tony

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Cancer.

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She answers "My big toes".

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Tony

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What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!

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Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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He turns off the PlayStation.

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Bonos.

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How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. He is drunk, and he tells the bulb to screw itself.

How can you tell if an engineer is an extrovert?

They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.