Shin Jokes

What do you call a man with no shin?

Tony

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How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

What do you call someone without any shins?

Toeknee.

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Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

They might be cheetahs!

Why Colonel had a bunch of underwears?

Because, Brigadier General asked him to debrief his team.

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How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

What would you call Scott Adsit if he was a skirt?

Scott Ad

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What do you call a man with his big toe above his shin?

Tony

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Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!

Why do men like golf so much?

It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?

Roberto.

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

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What does Dracula say when you tell him a new fact?

Well fangcy that!

How can you tell if a clock is hungry?

It goes back for seconds

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Where do Amish people go to get medicine?

To the farmacy.

How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

Tony Jokes More Tony Jokes

Why are so many Italians named Tony?

Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.

What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.