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Shin Jokes

What do you call a man with no shin?

Tony

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I Love Pizza & You

How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

What do you call someone without any shins?

Toeknee.

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy who wears two condoms?

Justin Case

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

What happened to the man with a legal fetish when he went to court for his parking ticket?

He got off on a technicality

Skirt Jokes More Skirt Jokes

Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!

What does your hot mom where under her skirt?

A Freudian slip.

Big Toe Jokes More Big Toe Jokes

What do you call a man with his big toe above his shin?

Tony

What's your middle name?

Why are you single What's wrong with your big toe

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

What do you call a team of Christian mutant superheroes?

The A-Men

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can North Korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

Tony Jokes More Tony Jokes

What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

What do you call a semi truck owned by an Italian?

That rig a Tonys.

Amish Jokes More Amish Jokes

What do you call a cute girl in an Amish church?

A visitor.

Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?

Too Mennonite." - Hitchens