Alzheimer Disease Jokes

What is Alzheimer's?

WHAT IS ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE?

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What is the good thing about Alzheimer's disease?

That you get to meet new people everyday!

What did the diva with Alzheimer's disease say?

Credit to one of the writers from Bob's Burgers).

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What's the difference between amnesia and alzheimers?

I can't remember.

What do you call pasta with alzheimers?

Forgetti

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

Iq Jokes More Iq Jokes

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

What do you call a US Marine with an IQ of 70?

General

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

What happens when you put the energizer bunny's battery's in backwards?

He keeps coming and coming and coming.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's?

Shaking hands.

What does a neckbeard call a woman he meets at a fast food joint?

McLady.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What is the definition of a farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy

What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.

Writer Jokes More Writer Jokes

What did the diva with Alzheimer's disease say?

Credit to one of the writers from Bob's Burgers).

What do you call a union of writers?

A writers' block

New People Jokes More New People Jokes

What's the best part of having Alzheimer's?

You get to meet new people everyday!

Where is everyone?

Better make some new people!