Why is there so much segregation today?

All Fridays Matter

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What are you doing today?

2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.

Where's Wally?

Book today but couldn't find one anywhere. Well played, Wally. Well played.

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What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?

Me: Doesn't matter, just get out.

What did the astrophysicist say to the quark?

You matter.