Why is there so much segregation today?

All Fridays Matter

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Today Jokes More Today Jokes

How the fight started Wife: Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me: How about a newspaper. Wife: OK, which one Me: Today's.

How old were you on your last birthday?

Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday Ten. Oh I don't think that's possible. Oh yes it is - I'm nine today.

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What's the difference between matter and a hormone?

You can't make matter.

How many PETA member does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesnt matter. PETA cant chqnge anything!