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Why is there so much segregation today?

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What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

Who's there! Bean! Bean who?

Bean working very hard today!

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How many cynics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.

Where do you go to meet the best fish?

It doesn't matter - any old plaice will do.