Why is there so much segregation today?

All Fridays Matter

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Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

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What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?

Me: Doesn't matter, just get out.

How many states of matter are there?

5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives