Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

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Why did Snoop Dog go to cinnabon?

Fo' Drizzle

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop Dog?

Dr.Dre

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What does Snoop Dogg have an umbrella for?

Fo' Drizzle

Why don't women need umbrellas?

Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

Why do black people like the rain?

For drizzle.