Intimidate Jokes

What did the candy say as they saw a group of intimidating crackers approach?

Cheez It!

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What was the scary guy on Tinder doing?

Intimidating others.

Who names hurricanes?

Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy

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Procrastination!

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Tinder Jokes More Tinder Jokes

What did the organic chemist use tinder for?

Carbon dating.

What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom?

A swipe and wipe.

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Who is this "one"?

And why is he always arguing with people?

How do depressed people play the violin?

With a razor and their wrist.

Sandy Jokes More Sandy Jokes

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?

Because they both have "Sandy claws"!

Who names hurricanes?

Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy

Hurricane Jokes More Hurricane Jokes

What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office

Why is a hurricane called a hurricane?

If it were predictable, it'd be called a himmicane

Candy Jokes More Candy Jokes

How do sheep divide candy?

They all get their fair shear

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears.

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Why is the white guy the scariest guy in prison?

You know he's guilty.

What was the scary guy on Tinder doing?

Intimidating others.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of Amish children?

Amlets.

What do you call a group of bankers?

A Wunch