Intimidate Jokes

What did the candy say as they saw a group of intimidating crackers approach?

Cheez It!

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What was the scary guy on Tinder doing?

Intimidating others.

Who names hurricanes?

Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy?

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Sandy Jokes More Sandy Jokes

Why did the ocean take a bath?

It had a sandy bottom.

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?

Because they both have "Sandy claws"!

Scary Guy Jokes More Scary Guy Jokes

What was the scary guy on Tinder doing?

Intimidating others.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people dislike going to the dentist?

Because he is boring.

What's the difference between people in Dubai and people in Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't watch the Flinstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do.

Candy Jokes More Candy Jokes

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears.

What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

Which nation doesn't do what it's supposed to do until it's too late?

Procrastination!

Who names hurricanes?

Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy?

Tinder Jokes More Tinder Jokes

Why is the dating app called Tinder?

When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.

What did Dora say when Swiper got ahold of her tinder?

Swiper no swiping!!

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What's the difference between extremist and /r/thedonald?

At least one group can grow a beard.

What do you call a group of spoiled children?

The government

Hurricane Jokes More Hurricane Jokes

What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office

Why are hurricanes named after women?

Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car