Cheez It!
Intimidating others.
Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy?
A swipe and wipe.
They both fear the wurst
Deciding which to tell people first.
A PAW-se
A Receding hairline
Because they both have "Sandy claws"!
Choco-late.
Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car
If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor
This IRS guy sounded pretty into me