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Intimidate Jokes

What did the candy say as they saw a group of intimidating crackers approach?

Cheez It!

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What was the scary guy on Tinder doing?

Intimidating others.

Who names hurricanes?

Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy

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What is a drill team?

A group of dentists who work together.

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

What are you supposed to be?

ME: I'm not wearing a costume

Which nation doesn't do what it's supposed to do until it's too late?

Procrastination!

Sandy Jokes More Sandy Jokes

Who names hurricanes?

Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?

Because they both have "Sandy claws"!

Tinder Jokes More Tinder Jokes

What was the most successful love story in Game of Thrones?

Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.

What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom?

A swipe and wipe.

Candy Jokes More Candy Jokes

Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read

What do you get if you cross teeth with candy?

Dental floss!

Scary Guy Jokes More Scary Guy Jokes

What was the scary guy on Tinder doing?

Intimidating others.

Hurricane Jokes More Hurricane Jokes

How do i know you're not 1 of them?

Were you bit! What! Do you not know what a hurricane is

What is the difference between a divorce and a hurricane in the south?

Nothing, someone is losing a trailer!

People Jokes More People Jokes

Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.

What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.