Intimidate Jokes

What did the candy say as they saw a group of intimidating crackers approach?

Cheez It!

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What was the scary guy on Tinder doing?

Intimidating others.

Who names hurricanes?

Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy

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Scary Guy Jokes More Scary Guy Jokes

What was the scary guy on Tinder doing?

Intimidating others.

Candy Jokes More Candy Jokes

Who's there! Candy! Candy who?

Candy cow jump over the moon!

What candy do you give your wife before you get married?

Pre-nup brittle.

Sandy Jokes More Sandy Jokes

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?

Because they both have "Sandy claws"!

Who names hurricanes?

Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy

Tinder Jokes More Tinder Jokes

What is Swiper the Fox's favorite app?

Tinder

What is Antarctica's version of tinder called?

Pick up a penguin

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do disabled people get when there's a fire in the building?

Left behind

Why aren't there any B batteries?

Because people might think you have a stutter.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

What do you call a group of guys grocery shopping?

Brocery shopping

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

Hurricane Jokes More Hurricane Jokes

What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called?

Hurricanes with cataracts

What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor