Why can't you starve in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

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Why will you never go hungry in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

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Why is it impossible to starve in the desert?

Because of the sand which is there.

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost.

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What do you call a starving parrot?

A polynomial!

Who's there! Bernadette! Bernadette who?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving!