Why can't you starve in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

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Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Who circles a dying gost in the desert?

Ghost buzzards

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

Starve Jokes More Starve Jokes

Why is it impossible to starve in the desert?

Because of the sand which is there.

What do you call a starving parrot?

A polynomial!