Why can't you starve in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

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Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper?

It's a rough crowd...Ba da bum chssh

Why is the sand so quiet?

Because the waves keep going "shhhhhh".

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Who circles a dying gost in the desert?

Ghost buzzards

Why can't you starve in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

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What do you call a starving parrot?

A polynomial!

What do you call a bear in the Arctic?

Starving.