Why will you never go hungry in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

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Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

How many grains of sand are there in the world?

As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Who circles a dying gost in the desert?

Ghost buzzards

Why is the Camel so hard to see in the desert?

Because it's Camel-flaged...