Why can't you starve in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

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Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper?

It's a rough crowd...Ba da bum chssh

What do you do after you make a rough castle on the beach?

You sand it!

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Why will you never go hungry in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

Why is the Camel so hard to see in the desert?

Because it's Camel-flaged...

Starve Jokes More Starve Jokes

Why can't you starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread.