What do you call a Parrot that loves maths and hates food?

A polynomeal

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What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

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Why do rappers love weed so much?

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it

Which author do the Gorillas love most?

Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'

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What do you call the place where parrots make films?

Pollywood!

What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

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How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

Why are Aluminum Phosphate ions so bad at math?

They have trouble forming solutions.

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What is the sun's favourite kind of food?

Sol food

What take out food should you avoid at all costs in Hospital?

Donor Kebab