What do you call a Parrot that loves maths and hates food?

A polynomeal

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Why did Holden Caulfield hate his job at Sprint?

He was surrounded by phone-ys!

Why did the cave hate miners?

They're always picking on him.

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What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!

What flower loves to be in the sun?

Sunflower.

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What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?

A bird that talks in morse code!

Where'd you get it?

Africa," says the parrot.

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What is the average Math teacher like?

Mean.

What's a feminists favourite type of math?

Triggernometry

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What is Son Goku's least liked food?

Vegetta balls

What take out food should you avoid at all costs in Hospital?

Donor Kebab